Will Seaward’s Pointy Tales of Fangs and Blood

  • Friday 31 October 6:30pm
    Saturday 01 November 6:00pm
    Sunday 02 November 6:00pm
    Monday 03 November 7:00pm
  • The New Theatre
  • €15 + 1 Booking Fee
Tickets
comedy storytelling

Beware! Caution! Viewer Discretion Advised!

 

Will Seaward’s legendary, high-gothic, critically-acclaimed, utterly fiendish and very, very very silly horror storytelling show is rising from the grave in a brand-new, vampire-themed incarnation made especially for this year’s festival.

 

Expect coffins. Expect cloaks. Expect hypnotic glares, serrated teeth, questionable silverware and an alarming number of scary wooden stakes in this gas craic hour that embraces and celebrates all things vampiric, from Carmilla to Mr Vampire.

 

Described as “a cross between Brian Blessed, Oscar Wilde and a crazed Victorian Music Hall MC” (The Telegraph), Will has appeared on BBC Two, Radio 4, and in ‘Best Show’ lists from The Guardian, The Times, The Sunday Times and the Independent on Sunday. His cult comedy ghost story series ran for six spooky years at the Edinburgh Fringe before touring church crypts, atmospheric forests and medieval torture galleries.

 

Be warned:

Audiences may dissolve from sheer terror.

 

Note:

Fancy dress encouraged.

 

Additional Note:

Garlic and crucifixes strictly forbidden.

 

Even More Important Note:

Tribute sacrifices most welcome!

 

This is Will’s first new show in six years… and his most memorable yet.

Duration 1 hour
Doors 15 minutes before the show starts.
Age Suitability 12+. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult.
Latecomers Latecomers may enter freely and of their own free will!
Warnings Contains cloaks, no garlic allowed, audience members may dissolve from sheer terror.
Accessibility Venue is wheelchair accessible. There is a wheelchair accessible toilet on the ground level.

ISL interpreted performance at 7pm on Monday 3 November. More info

Location


The New Theatre, 43 Essex St E, Temple Bar, Dublin, D02 Y306


The closest Luas stops are Jervis on the Red line and Trinity on the Green Line.

 

If travelling by Dublin Bus, the closest stops are

25, 25a, 25b, 25d, 26, 66, 66a, 66b, 67, 123, 150, 151, 27, 49, 54a, 56a, 77

 

Parking is available at Fleet Street Car Park or Christ Church Car Park.

Accessibility Information


Ticketing

This is a ticketed event.

Arrival

Please note that outside the building there is a wide footpath, the road and surrounding streets have a cobblestone surface.

 

The closest Luas stops are Jervis on the Red line and Trinity on the Green Line.

 

If travelling by Dublin Bus, the closest stops are

25, 25a, 25b, 25d, 26, 66, 66a, 66b, 67, 123, 150, 151, 27, 49, 54a, 56a, 77

 

Parking is available at Fleet Street Car Park or Christ Church Car Park.

Entry

This venue is wheelchair accessible.

Space

You will enter the space through Connolly’s Book Shop. The theatre is located through two doors located at the back of the book shop.

Accessible Bathroom / WC

The accessible bathroom will be available for those who require it.

Bar

There is no bar at this event.

Performance Space

The performance space will be lit as you enter so you can find your seats. You will remain seated for the duration of the performance.

Seating

Seating will be unassigned for this performance.

Sound

There will be a microphone used and some music throughout the performance.

Lighting

The performance space will be lit as you enter so you can find your seat. Lights will be dimmed for the performance. Various coloured stage lighting will be used on stage throughout the performance.

There will be no strobe lighting. 

 

Quieter Room

There is no designated quiet area, however if you require any assistance do please alert a member of staff who will be glad to help you.

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